Feb 29, 2008
Btw, To Add On To The Today's Previous Post, Today's The Leap Year! It Happens only once in four years. or five years. or six. whatever, i'm outdated.haha.
So all you people out there, if you're feeling lucky, then you can leap,leap,leap all the way to your boyfriends or girlfriends ( take note of the "s"), and tell them something romantic, like, "look at the moon! it's made of cheese!"
Or, if you're single, don't be sad, you could still pretend to have a boyfriend or girlfriend ( usually, life-sized human dolls that can be bought at any "above 23 years old" shops which are located in singapore is recommended ) , and buy a suitable doll that you've carefully picked, like for example,
"hard gay doll" for females, and "mashi maro doll" for males, then you could lay on bed with it, and tell it how much you love it.
Caution : In Previous Cases, People Tend To Get Horny With Their Dolls After Doing The Above Mentioned, And They'll Start Humping Away The Doll, Which In The End, Caused The Doll To Be Smeared With A Sticky-Like Substance, And in Some Serious Cases, Break A Joint Or Two. Extra Doll's Are Recommended To Be Bought Just In Case.
If you're not feeling lucky, then, the best advice is, go to the nearest cinema, and watch "the leap years" there, alone. You'll then be taught about how an idiotic guy made a promise with 4 different women that he'll meet them every 4 years, and then, you could learn to be like him.
Have Fun!
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For today post, we would be posting about a movie rating and the star of today post is 'Meet The Spartans' or should I say Meet The Lamers.
Well this show is definitely worth watching if you like what we posted here, but most importantly you must have a quality called 'lame' in order to appreciate that show.
For this show we give it 5Ls/5Ls, a FULL MARK (OMG, A DIE DIE MUST WATCH SHOW IF YOU ARE LAME)! Oh yea, just for your information, L mean lame aka stars for us.
Best Part of the show, well there are a lot, but the most memorable 1 would be the GTA portion (DIE YOU MOFO!), and from 300 spartans become 13 spartans (WTF?!). I shan't say much more or else i would spoil the show for you.
This movie rating is brought to you by your favourite or maybe not, lamers: Mal-Vin.
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Feb 24, 2008
Well, This Isn't Exactly A Post.
It's Just That, I've Noticed That This Blog Has Been Dead For 8 Days.
So I Decided To Post This Random Post.
If You Are The Most Unluckiest Living Human Being In The World , And You Happen To Hear Mal Or Vin Say " I Give You 2 L's , Join And Turn Over" To You, It Means That, You're A Lame Loser Whore Which Masturbates, And You'd Most Probably Be Our First Lamers-R-Us Project.
Mal posted this, btw.
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Feb 16, 2008
Labels: We Love Being Lame.
Welcome to Lamers-R-Us, though we share a similar name to '+0yZ-ARE-U.s', we have no affliation with them even though we love the barbie dolls and adult toys (OPPS! I mean children toys) they sell there.
As you all should know '+0yZ-ARE-U.s' sells toys and craps, so you should be able guess that Lamers-R-Us sells people laughter with lame jokes. And of cause nothing comes free except the air we breath in. (But according to our calculations, we estimated that the government will start charging us S$0.01, not inclusive of the 5% GST yet, for each time we breathe.)
Prices as shown: ~1 laughter at S$0.666, ~6 laughter at S$6.666, ~10 laughter and more at S$66.666 to up to S$666.666.
Don't fret though if you have a shortage of cash; we accept Masturbates (OPPS! I mean Master Card), VISA, Cheques and also Sperm transfer (OPPS! Sorry once again, I mean Bank Transfer).
(Wait! , if you still do not have any of the above, we accept your pride too, it's simple, we will make you go to school or anywhere in shame, but don't worry yet, we would provide paper bags just for you (to hide your face). [We have sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, we are also willing to help you make custom made paper bags if you like too, maybe like adding two holes in the front for your eyes.)
We hope you do enjoy your stay here, and hope to not receive you back till we receive your payment.
If this post ain't funny, feel free to leave any constructive comments or suggestions, so we can build a better 1 the next time.
(+0yZ-ARE-U.s=Toys......r.....us......, cannot use the actual name because it's copyrighted.)
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